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I got tears in my milk but I can't stop eating.

Which Depressing Bowl Of Sugary Cereal Should You Eat Tonight?

How much did your parents praise you as a kid?

How do you feel today?

How much debt do you have?

How's work?

How clean is your room right now?

How long has it been since you had sex?

How's your ex doing?

Got any cool vacation plans for the summer, though?

When's the last time you had a good, home-cooked meal?

When's the last time you went to the dentist?

You have it rough, and you deserve the absolute best, sugariest cereal there is. This is peak cereal. It is a cereal made out of treats that are made out of cereal. It’s enough to distract you from the horrifying reality of existence for at least a few minutes. RKTC is hard to find, but you can get it at [Walmart](http://www.walmart.com/ip/Kellogg-s-Rice-Krispies-Treats-Cereal-11.6-oz/25819603)
 and on [Amazon!](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6K63A/?tag=buzz0f-20)

Rice Krispies Treats Cereal

You can ponder the list of those who have wronged you in the several minutes it takes for a bowl of Golden Grahams to get properly soggy.

[Golden Grahams](http://amzn.to/1rXmG6r)

Just eat the marshmallows and leave the other pieces, the same way you focus on the few, glimmering positives in life while being increasingly buried by insurmountable challenges and failures.

[Lucky Charms](http://amzn.to/1rXmq7l
)

Reese’s Puffs are the pinnacle of sweets innovation, and in your current state, it’s exactly what you need. Try a bowl with chocolate milk because you've given up all hope and only find solace by indulging in life's few and fleeting pleasures.

[Reese's Puffs](http://amzn.to/1rXnJ6o)

Your life is mediocre, so let’s just add to the malaise by pointing out that Froot Loops just taste like artificial lime flavoring, and thus, all artificial lime-flavored foods taste like Froot Loops. So the next time you’re eating “hint of lime” tortilla chips, you’ll think of Froot Loops, and you won’t know what to do with that revelation.

[Froot Loops](http://amzn.to/1rXng3Z)

You need the sugariest of the sugary cereals so you can use the momentary rush to finally get to all that work you've been putting off. Yeah, that's what you'll do.

[Cinnamon Toast Crunch](http://amzn.to/1rXnzf2)

You're doing a little too well. You need to be humbled by having the roof of your mouth systematically scraped off by the Cap'n and his jagged death squares.

[Cap'n Crunch (sans crunchberries)](http://amzn.to/1rXnKHt
)

Your life is in a perpetual state of blah and you need as many sweet things as possible. Enter the tiniest possible cereal unit. It’s all about density in this milky chocolate mush coating the inside of your body.

[Cocoa Pebbles](http://bit.ly/1rXnxEc)

You're doing aight, but you still deserve the sweet, voluminous embrace of Honey-Comb — but the mild mouth-scraping of eating a bowl will remind you that all good things come with sacrifice.

[Honey-Comb](http://bit.ly/1rXnY16)

Honestly, things aren't too bad in your life and you could use a reality check. Here, eat a bowl of disappointingly hard-ass cookies that always looked better in commercials than they taste IRL.

[Cookie Crisp](http://bit.ly/1rXnTL3)

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