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19 Tweets You'll Laugh At If You Eat Food, So That's, Lemme Check, All Of You

Mm, tweets.

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Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” a… https://t.co/SAvDppKiAj

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the word doritos, with the diminutive suffix "-ito," implies the existence of larger chip. i intend to find this mythic ur-chip, this "Doro"

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.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

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someone who is good at science please help which is the correct anatomy of hamburger helper

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One time I ordered iced coffee at mcdonalds and they poured hot coffee into the cup and put ice in it and said sorry as they handed it to me

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its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich

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walking into my room and throwing my cup of tea on the bed instead of my phone just sums my life up really

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No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing

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when your mum shouts dinners ready but its not actually ready so you're just sat there like

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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I appreciate a copywriter who doesn't beat around the fucking bush

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I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is shoving restaurant mints into my other pocket

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!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!