1. Tee Ball bfllb.org I bet I could hit it over the fence, like, most of the time. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Twitter: @marisa_arriaga 2. Going to the bathroom. babycentre.co.uk Turns out it's not that hard (when you're sober). 3. Grabbing something from a high shelf. James Quigley / Getty Images Nice try putting the cookie jar on top of the fridge, mom, but I'm almost six feet tall now. 4. Math homework. math-aids.com As an adult I know the best way to handle this is just to say, "Nah, I'd rather not." 5. Spelling bee. Universal Pictures You can't trick me with that silent "C," Mrs. Johnson. 6. Tying shoes. Pojoslaw / Getty Images Shit doesn't even faze me anymore, bro! 7. Dressing yourself. Jose Manuel Gelpi Diaz / Getty Images The zipper goes in the front. I've learned that much, at least. 8. Telling the truth when you did you something wrong. Jupiterimages / Getty Images That's right, mom, I did eat all of the cake that you said not to touch, and there's nothing you can do about it. Because I'm 30. 9. Recess. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney Television Animation I am literally never leaving the king's square in foursquare so don't even try me with your bullshit. 10. Talking to a crush. Creatas Images / Getty Images I would've had so much game if there were emojis when I was young, though. 11. Getting McDonalds. Tonybaggett / Getty Images I don't need to ask anyone. I can spend my own $7.69. 12. Driving Peter M. Fisher / Getty Images Then: begging your older sibling to drive you somewhere. Now: screaming obscenities at assholes driving in front of you. 13. Not doing shit. Ocusfocus / Getty Images As a kid, you get bored or yelled at for not doing shit. As an adult, not doing shit is the greatest luxury you can have.