1. Kittens get all the hype.
2. Even though they're generally assholes.
3. And they rarely help your productivity.
4. But if we're really being honest, adult cats deserve more love.
5. Because there is literally more cat to love.
6. Accidentally stepping on a grown cat is not as bad as accidentally stepping on a kitten.
7. And they know where their poop should go.
8. Some of them even know how to use the toilet.
A kitten would probably just fall in.