17. Mewtwo
Metwo might not seem that creepy until you've seen the Tumblr post below. Then, you can never unsee it.
16. Metapod
Metapod is seemingly chill, so why does it have such a judging look on its face? Mind your own business!
15. Machamp
Humanoid Pokémon are generally creepy and anything with arms growing out of its back is extra scary. If you have extra arms, you should be cute and huggable. Nobody wants to be karate chopped. And put on some pants!
14. Graveler
A rock with four arms. No thanks. Rocks are mostly just supposed to sit there and be still. If one starts moving, run.
13. Lickitung
This monster's tongue is disproportionately large and I don't want to get close enough to find out why.
12. Exeggcute
This Pokémon is literally a crew of angry, broken eggs. Have fun getting salmonella.
11. Parasect
"Parasect is an orange, insectoid Pokémon that has been completely overtaken by the parasitic mushroom on its back-" according to Bulbapedia. Emphasis added.
10. Muk
A pile of slime with a mouth. This is a creature from a horror movie and I want nothing to do with it.
9. Ditto
Also a pile of slime with a mouth, only this one is trying to trick you with that innocent smile. Not buying it!
8. Chansey
Chansey is supposedly rare and healing, but I don't trust that smile. How can you be both a marsupial and an egg producer? Something's off here.
7. Clefairy
Sure, Clefairy looks cute and cuddly, until you notice those claws. What are those for?? Keep away.
6. Drowzee
Psychic Pokémon are probably the creepiest of all (stay out of my dreams!) and doubly so when they're in the form of a terrifying yellow tapir that looks like it spends its days wading in mud.
5. Hypno
And what happens when Drowzee evolves? It slims down, grows a neckbeard and wields a creepy pendulum. This is like Drowzee's college years and it's terrifying.
4. Alakazam
What is he doing with those spoons? What are they for??? Why are all psychic Pokémon yellow? I have so many questions.
3. Jynx
Jynx's signature move is a kiss that makes you pass out. I'll pass, thanks.
2. Magmar
What is this demon hellbeast? Magmar looks like a duck who injected itself with Charizard DNA and things went horribly wrong. If I saw a Magmar in Pokémon Go I would run away screaming. Not today Satan!
1. Mr. Mime
Mr. Mime, as has been pointed out on this site, is not a even Pokémon! He's a man. If you wear shoes, you're not a Pokémon. That means he's just some creep masquerading as a Pokémon. BRB just making sure my doors are locked.
