You know a lot about Lewis and ClarkYou own a waterproof Columbia jacketYou don't use an umbrella when it's rainingYou drive a SubaruYou hate the Oklahoma City ThunderYou miss the old PortlandYou own a waterproof North Face jacketYou love Burgerville milkshakesYou've eaten a Dick's burgerYou've worn socks with sandalsYou've been hiking in the last monthYou own a waterproof Patagonia jacketYou've climbed a mountainYou hate the LakersYou enjoy campingYou like to complain about CaliforniansYou at one point owned an Ichiro jerseyYou think of the beach as cold, windy and rainySomeone within 100 feet of you right now has a beardYou miss the old SeattleYou've been drinking Starbucks for 20+ yearsYou at one point had a Ken Griffey Jr. posterYou actually like the rainPeople ask you "but don't you get sick of the rain?"You own more than one flannel shirtYou hate the New England PatriotsYou've purchased marijuana legallyYou know what a huckleberry looks likeYou grew up skiing or snowboardingYou have a special love for Rainier or Olympia beerYou have to clarify when you're talking about Vancouver, WashingtonYou can see at least two mountains from your houseYou have a favorite breweryYou own a fleece vestYou've been to an REI at least onceYou (or your parents) have those swishy pants that zip off at the kneeYou own a pair of Keen shoesYou've accepted that nobody from elsewhere in the country knows any city east of the Cascades (except maybe Spokane)You have a favorite vegan restaurantYou've kayaked at least onceYou knew where Forks was before TwilightYou can name more than three mountains in your stateYou own a puffy vestYou own more than two beaniesAt one point you had a Nirvana posterYou've waited more than 45 minutes for brunchYou ride a bike to work or schoolYou have a family member that works at Nike, Boeing or AmazonYou've probably eaten your own weight in salmon throughout your lifetimeYou get annoyed by people who think the Northwest is only Seattle and Portland
Only People From The Northwest Will Check 37/50 Things On This List
Have you even been to the Northwest?
You're probably from the Northwest but you're not, like, stereotypically Northwest, ya know?
You're so Northwest your beard has a beard.