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    How To Make An "I Didn't Go Home Last Night" Bag

    Always be prepared.

    You left work. You went out...and you didn't make it home. Nobody cares where you were as long as you don't smell like trash. This will help.

    Start with a pouch-like thingy. You can put stuff in here.

    Such as condoms.

    And stuff to make your mouth not gross.

    Tums, because you were probably drinking a lot.

    Aloe-peppermint wipes, because you didn't shower.

    Your favorite scent, if you have one.

    Something to wipe up sweat, or other things.

    And most importantly:

    Now put it in your daily carryall, whatever that may be.

    Ta-da.