You've smoked weed beforeSmoked this weekSmoked todayYou're stoned right nowSmoked from a pipeSmoked from a bongSmoked from a bubblerSmoked a jointSmoked a spliffSmoked a bluntSmoked hash oil / dabsAte weed brownies or other ediblesUsed a gravity bongSmoked with a VolcanoSmoked from a one-hitterUsed a portable vaporizerSmoked "knife hits"Smoked at least once a weekSmoked every day for a weekSmoked every day for a monthWake 'n bakedBeen to a dispensary or legal weed storeGone to school or work stonedHad to get stoned before watching a sci-fi movieGot stoned and watched Planet EarthYou own a grinderBeen to AmsterdamUsed weed to pay for other goods or servicesSpilled bong water on your carpet or couch or friendBroken a pipe or bongYou own a piece of clothing with a marijuana leaf on itHad a Bob Marley phaseCan keep a hacky sack in the air for a reasonable amount of timeGot stoned and played video games for 3+ hoursGot stoned and talked about the universeGot stoned and watched CosmosGot stoned and talked about politicsSnuck out of the house to smoke weedGot stoned and fell asleep halfway through a movieHot boxed a carYou like the movie Half BakedHawaiian hot boxed a bathroomTried to conceal the smell of weed while smoking at home or in a dorm roomBeen caught smoking by a parent or authority figureYou work in the marijuana industryYou like the movie Grandma's BoyBeen to Colorado or the West Coast just to smoke weedGot stoned before Thanksgiving dinnerYou can roll your own jointYou can roll your own blunt
What's Your Pothead Percentage?
You don't even smoke weed, do you?
You've smoked a bit, but you're not really a stoner at all.
You're a thoroughly experienced stoner and you can probably roll a pretty damn good J.
You're a legend in the making but you probably won't remember taking this quiz.
Fuckin', congrats, man.