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What's Your Pothead Percentage?

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    You've smoked weed before
    Smoked this week
    Smoked today
    You're stoned right now
    Smoked from a pipe
    Smoked from a bong
    Smoked from a bubbler
    Smoked a joint
    Smoked a spliff
    Smoked a blunt
    Smoked hash oil / dabs
    Ate weed brownies or other edibles
    Used a gravity bong
    Smoked with a Volcano
    Smoked from a one-hitter
    Used a portable vaporizer
    Smoked "knife hits"
    Smoked at least once a week
    Smoked every day for a week
    Smoked every day for a month
    Wake 'n baked
    Been to a dispensary or legal weed store
    Gone to school or work stoned
    Had to get stoned before watching a sci-fi movie
    Got stoned and watched Planet Earth
    You own a grinder
    Been to Amsterdam
    Used weed to pay for other goods or services
    Spilled bong water on your carpet or couch or friend
    Broken a pipe or bong
    You own a piece of clothing with a marijuana leaf on it
    Had a Bob Marley phase
    Can keep a hacky sack in the air for a reasonable amount of time
    Got stoned and played video games for 3+ hours
    Got stoned and talked about the universe
    Got stoned and watched Cosmos
    Got stoned and talked about politics
    Snuck out of the house to smoke weed
    Got stoned and fell asleep halfway through a movie
    Hot boxed a car
    You like the movie Half Baked
    Hawaiian hot boxed a bathroom
    Tried to conceal the smell of weed while smoking at home or in a dorm room
    Been caught smoking by a parent or authority figure
    You work in the marijuana industry
    You like the movie Grandma's Boy
    Been to Colorado or the West Coast just to smoke weed
    Got stoned before Thanksgiving dinner
    You can roll your own joint
    You can roll your own blunt

What's Your Pothead Percentage?

You don't even smoke weed, do you?

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You've smoked a bit, but you're not really a stoner at all.

28% stoner
Twentieth Century Fox
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Nice.

69% stoner
Universal Pictures
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You're a thoroughly experienced stoner and you can probably roll a pretty damn good J.

82% stoner
Universal Pictures
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You're a legend in the making but you probably won't remember taking this quiz.

95% stoner
Working Title Films
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Fuckin', congrats, man.

100% stoner
Universal Pictures
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