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    43 Tweets About Grapes, The Fruit.

    "Are those a fruit?"

    These people have thoughts about grapes and felt inclined to share them on Twitter, "an online social networking service that enables users to send and read short 140-character messages."*

    *per Wikipedia

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    My mom actually bought grapes with seeds why not just fucking slit my throat

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    What if one day you woke up as a grape and you couldnt yell for help because you were a grape

    Comedy Central

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    Apple or grape? In Korea they are both about the same size #HeraSFW

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    This bitch just had diarrhea, tap danced in it like she was mashing grapes for wine, and then ran all through the fuckin apartment

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    Wish I had the grapes to get up and walk out of this nutrition class. #punintended

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    these grapes my mom got could be used as footballs for a very large but still small team of insects they're huge

    New Line Cinema

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    I'm going to taste test the grapes in Whole Foods until they call the cops

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    . Who knew that grapes could be so passionate when passed tongue to tongue. #micropoetry

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    date idea: eat grapes and pet kittens together

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    I feel like all I do at work is sit in the freezer and eat grapes

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    I fed pats dog grapes last night and cried about it

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    "WHY ARE GRAPES CONSIDERED VINES WHEN PUMPKINS AREN'T BUT THEY GROW FROM VINES TOO!?!?"

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    wanna b so rich i can get my hands enlarged so i can hold more grapes

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    I understand the analogy but I actually like sour grapes.

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    Starting a campaign to remind people about dried grapes because I'm all about raisin awareness.

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    Did you know Boogie Wipes are available in Grape, Fresh Scent, and Unscented varieties for sensitive little noses? #SolutionToSnotty

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    No medicine, you are not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.

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    "did you dye your hair?" "no im naturally a grape"

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    "Tampons?" *vapes grape flavor vape gun* "Maybe they should tampoff instead." *vapes pee flavor vape gun*

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    *youth pastor longboards up to teens vaping* what up fams there's another vape flavor and it's called Rockin Jesus Grape Berry

    26.

    Freeze grapes and use them as ice for your cold drinks!

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    If you're having a bad night just know that in high school boys used to chuck grapes at my face at lunch & made me cry ok

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    I threw a grape at a boy on accident n it exploded on his back

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    When you get hit in the eye with a grape :-/

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    vine.co

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    Remember when entitlement and authority were signified by being fed grapes while lying down

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    We must meditate, brothers. These grapes will yield no wine till we tread upon them - Spurgeon

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    How sad for those poor grapes that became nasty raisins when they could have been wine.

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    "Wine is just grape juice with extra fizzle"

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    even if u hate kim Kardashian you don't really hate kim Kardashian, same goes for grapes in a fruit platter

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    A T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welches grape.

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    brandy tastes like rubbing alcohol & isnt much better mixed with grape juice in case you were wondering

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    It's not only pickers in the vineyards at #wine #harvest, watch out for these grape thieves https://t.co/RhJvceEO9U

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    What do grapes do when they are stepped on? They let out a little "whine." ;)

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    [government checks my metadata history] what are grapes what are grapes made of how many grapes can you eat before you die if i was a grap_

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    "What are grapes? Are those a fruit?" -@nicoleamorelli