These people have thoughts about grapes and felt inclined to share them on Twitter, "an online social networking service that enables users to send and read short 140-character messages."*
*per Wikipedia
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My mom actually bought grapes with seeds why not just fucking slit my throat
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What if one day you woke up as a grape and you couldnt yell for help because you were a grape
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Apple or grape? In Korea they are both about the same size #HeraSFW
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This bitch just had diarrhea, tap danced in it like she was mashing grapes for wine, and then ran all through the fuckin apartment
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s/o @StashPotShop thank u
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red grapes > green grapes
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Wish I had the grapes to get up and walk out of this nutrition class. #punintended
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these grapes my mom got could be used as footballs for a very large but still small team of insects they're huge
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I'm going to taste test the grapes in Whole Foods until they call the cops
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. Who knew that grapes could be so passionate when passed tongue to tongue. #micropoetry
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date idea: eat grapes and pet kittens together
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Grapes and chill
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I feel like all I do at work is sit in the freezer and eat grapes
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I fed pats dog grapes last night and cried about it
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"WHY ARE GRAPES CONSIDERED VINES WHEN PUMPKINS AREN'T BUT THEY GROW FROM VINES TOO!?!?"
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wanna b so rich i can get my hands enlarged so i can hold more grapes
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I understand the analogy but I actually like sour grapes.
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Starting a campaign to remind people about dried grapes because I'm all about raisin awareness.
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But seriously, what ARE Grape Nuts?
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Did you know Boogie Wipes are available in Grape, Fresh Scent, and Unscented varieties for sensitive little noses? #SolutionToSnotty
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I WANT GRAPE JUICE.
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No medicine, you are not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
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"did you dye your hair?" "no im naturally a grape"
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"Tampons?" *vapes grape flavor vape gun* "Maybe they should tampoff instead." *vapes pee flavor vape gun*
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*youth pastor longboards up to teens vaping* what up fams there's another vape flavor and it's called Rockin Jesus Grape Berry
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Freeze grapes and use them as ice for your cold drinks!
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If you're having a bad night just know that in high school boys used to chuck grapes at my face at lunch & made me cry ok
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I threw a grape at a boy on accident n it exploded on his back
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When you get hit in the eye with a grape :-/
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Remember when entitlement and authority were signified by being fed grapes while lying down
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We must meditate, brothers. These grapes will yield no wine till we tread upon them - Spurgeon
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How sad for those poor grapes that became nasty raisins when they could have been wine.
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"Wine is just grape juice with extra fizzle"
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what the fuck happened to anal grape ??
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even if u hate kim Kardashian you don't really hate kim Kardashian, same goes for grapes in a fruit platter
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A T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welches grape.
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I wish we had more grape soda
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brandy tastes like rubbing alcohol & isnt much better mixed with grape juice in case you were wondering
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It's not only pickers in the vineyards at #wine #harvest, watch out for these grape thieves https://t.co/RhJvceEO9U
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What do grapes do when they are stepped on? They let out a little "whine." ;)
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[government checks my metadata history] what are grapes what are grapes made of how many grapes can you eat before you die if i was a grap_
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"What are grapes? Are those a fruit?" -@nicoleamorelli
