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Will You Survive The Dystopian Desert World Of The Near Future?

What will you do when SHTF (shit hits the fan)?

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  1. Do you have basic survival skills?

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    Yes
    Nope
    What do you mean?
  2. Like, can you start a fire?

    Twentieth Century Fox
    Yes
    No
    Maybe?
  3. Were you a scout?

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    Yep
    Nope
  4. Have you at least been camping?

    instagram.com
    Yes, a ton
    A few times
    Never
  5. Do you have camping gear?

    Yep
    A tent and a sleeping bag, maybe
    Noooo
  6. Do you have a "bug out bag"?

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    Yes
    No
    What is that?
    I just Googled it and I'll make one ASAP
  7. You should have enough food and water in your bug out bag for:

    24 hours
    48 hours
    72 hours
    168 hours (one week)
  8. Okay, but do you have a "get home bag" ?

    Yep
    No
    Shit, no, what is that even?
  9. What type of vehicle do you have access to?

    Warner Bros. Pictures
    Truck/SUV
    Sedan/wagon
    Motorcycle/quad
    Bicycle
    None
  10. Do you have basic first aid skills?

    Yup
    Maybe?
    Nuh uh
  11. Do you own physical maps, y'know, for when the internet goes away?

    Yes
    Maybe one or two?
    No
  12. Do you, like, know how to read a physical map?

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    Of course
    I'm sure I could figure it out
    Oh my God, no
  13. Do you know how to operate a ham radio?

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    I do
    No
    Mmm...ham.
  14. Do you have emergency camp sites planned out for when shit hits the fan?

    instagram.com
    Yes, and I'm not telling you where
    No, but I could think of a few
    Nah
  15. Does your emergency site have a water source?

    Of course
    I didn't think about that
    I told you I don't even have an emergency site yet!
  16. Have you ever hunted small game?

    The Learning Company
    Yes
    No, but I could manage
    Uh, no
  17. Have you ever hunted / dressed large game?

    Play Mechanix
    Yeah
    No, but I'll watch a YouTube video about it
    No no no
  18. You're trying to keep your bug out bag under 25 lbs. Which of these items can you sacrifice?

    Multitool
    Via amzn.to
    Multitool
    Via amzn.to
    Waterproof matches
    Via amazon.com
    Waterproof matches
    Sleeping pad
    Via amzn.to
    Sleeping pad
    Via amzn.to
    Hatchet
    Via amzn.to
    Hatchet
    Via amzn.to
  19. You got a gas mask?

    Pakphoto / Getty
    Yeah
    No
  20. Would you drink your own pee?

    Yeah, in a pinch
    No, never
    I'm drinking my pee right now
  21. Do you know how to fish?

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    Yes
    Nope
    Uh, you put a worm on a string?
  22. Do you know how to grow your own food?

    Yes
    Uh, I grew basil in my kitchen
    Not at all
  23. Do you at least have a good pair of boots?

    instagram.com
    I do
    I don't
    No but I'll get some

Will You Survive The Dystopian Desert World Of The Near Future?

You got: Congrats!

You've honed your survival skills, stored up supplies, and will probably be able to survive in the dystopian desert world of the very near future.

Congrats!
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You got: You'll survive...for a little while.

You've got the common sense skills to make it a few months into the fallout, but when resources get really low and roving bands come for your last scraps of food, will have you have what it takes to outlast them? Time will tell.

You'll survive...for a little while.
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You got: I'm sorry, but it's going to be rough for you when shit hits the fan.

It's understandable. You're probably a city kid. You may have never been camping or fishing. But you better start brushing up on your survival skills ASAP. We don't have much time.

I'm sorry, but it's going to be rough for you when shit hits the fan.
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