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Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that SpongeBob does occasionally perform fellatio. Is he actually good at it?
In the first image Squidward appears to be having a pleasurable experience. The second image is unclear. Squidward seems to be struggling, but maybe he just ejaculated, and SpongeBob is continuing to suck on the penis, creating an intense and uncomfortable sensation.
Here SpongeBob is in a compromising position with Purple Doctorfish.
The doctor's expression indicates some initial trepidation followed by relieved pleasure.
The sample size is small, but the evidence suggests that SpongeBob is mediocre at giving head.
But, digging further, what can we speculate based on what we know about SpongeBob?
Probably not, but he seems willing — I'd let him try at least.Yeah — I mean, "porous is he..."No, real sponges are rough and that shit would tear your dick up.Probably. I'm worried about those teeth, though.
vote votesProbably not, but he seems willing — I'd let him try at least.
vote votesYeah — I mean, "porous is he..."
vote votesNo, real sponges are rough and that shit would tear your dick up.
vote votesProbably. I'm worried about those teeth, though.