15 Vines Explaining What It's Like To Date Me
10 out of 10 ex-girlfriends agree.
1. I'm active in my community.
2. I am up on the hot new beverages.
3. I take my hydration seriously.
4. I'm always down to "go for a drink."
Amirite?

5. I keep it extra saucy.
6. I'm a bit of a night owl.
7. I appreciate interior design.
8. I'm also a part-time rapper.
9. I don't check the price, all I do is swipe!
10. But I also know how to stretch a budget.
11. I pull out all the stops for Christmas dinner.
12. But I'm not really into kids.
13. I have impeccable manners.
14. I'm a sucker for promotions.
15. I am not afraid to take risks...
...on new sauces.
And you'll always know the answer to life's most important question:
Paramount Pictures / Via tumblr.com