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    15 Vines Explaining What It's Like To Date Me

    10 out of 10 ex-girlfriends agree.

    1. I'm active in my community.

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    2. I am up on the hot new beverages.

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    3. I take my hydration seriously.

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    4. I'm always down to "go for a drink."

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    Amirite?

    5. I keep it extra saucy.

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    6. I'm a bit of a night owl.

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    7. I appreciate interior design.

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    8. I'm also a part-time rapper.

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    9. I don't check the price, all I do is swipe!

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    10. But I also know how to stretch a budget.

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    11. I pull out all the stops for Christmas dinner.

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    12. But I'm not really into kids.

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    13. I have impeccable manners.

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    14. I'm a sucker for promotions.

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    15. I am not afraid to take risks...

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    ...on new sauces.

    And you'll always know the answer to life's most important question:

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