1.
Kenya Moore — "You need to stop wearing hair from Toys 'R' Us."
2.
Claudia Jordan — "When you were my age, you had edges."
3.
Nene Leakes — "Close your legs to married men."
4.
Sheree Whitfield — "Rich? I think you need to get your motherf***kin' teeth fixed, how about that?."
5.
Phaedra Parks — "Her booty is more lumpy than a bad batch of gravy."
6.
Porsche Williams — "Google you? From when? It's not even in the search engine, you're so old."
7.
Nene Leakes — "You're trying to be important in this situation, and you're not that important."
8.
Nene Leakes — "BYE WIG."
9.
Marlo Hampton — "The next time you talk about the hole between my legs, measure yours."
10.
Kenya Moore — "The conversation was over after I read you."
11.
Phaedra Parks — "She's a beauty queen on bath salts."
12.
Nene Leakes — "While you were running yo' mouth with him, I was running to the bank, sweetie."
13.
Nene Leakes — "That's a dirty, low-down monkey with a wig on."
14.
Kenya Moore — "Fix your double chin next time you go to the plastic surgeon."
15.
Kandi Burrus — "Raise your hand if you have a Grammy."
16.
Kenya Moore — "She was so far up her ass she had her own wing."
17.
Sheree Whitfield — "You know this whole house is the same size of my master suite."
18.
Sheree Whitfield — "Wasn't your first car repoed? Out of the parking lot of Home Depot."
19.
Phaedra Parks — "You can't be a housewife because you can't get a husband."