Listen, texting people back is hard work! And if you're anything like me, you're definitely not very good at doing it. Well fellow bad texters, have I got some tweets for you.
If these tweets get a chuckle or two out of you, go ahead and follow the hilarious users who made them, too!
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sorry I didn't respond to your text, I no longer experience time
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Hey! Sorry I forgot to text back the other day! I’m going to reply really fast for the next 15 minutes to try and make up for it but then forget to reply again!
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Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I was on my phone
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hey sorry I didn’t respond to your text I opened the notification immediately even though I didn’t have time to respond and then completely forgot about it
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sorry i didn’t text you back i was too busy fantasizing about an imaginary karaoke performance in which i cover fleetwood mac and blow the crowd away
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hey sorry i forgot to text back, i was on tik tok for 3 hrs. wyd tho?
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sorry i didn’t text you back i spent all day worrying that you were mad at me for not texting you back
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sorry i didn’t text u back i am completely disconnected from reality rn
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sorry i didn’t text back me and the boys were taking golden hour pics
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hey sorry i didn’t text you back sooner i was stuck on my back like a bug
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sorry i didn’t text u back for 23 days but now i feel like it’s been too long and having to explain myself gives me anxiety so pls reach out or we will probably never speak again
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Sorry I didn’t text you back, my old heist crew used emotional leverage to draw me into a big heist after I had already said I was done doing heists lol
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sorry i didnt text back all week my body became a vessel for the spirit of academia and for the last 5 days i have existed only to complete assignments and post on discussion boards
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sorry I didn’t text you back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting
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sorry I didn’t text u back I wasn’t in the mood to exist
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sorry i didn’t text u back i was pumping gas yeah it only took a few minutes but that’s more stress than i can handle so i had to take a few hours for myself
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sorry i didnt text back i dont know what the point is of anything anymore
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sorry I didn’t text you back babe, I was busy drinking a $1 large mcdonald’s sprite from mcdonald’s for only a dollar
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Hey sorry I didn't answer your text, I've been second guessing my whole career path, debating all of my friendships and trying to catch up on 20 sum years of sleep loss.
Now get out there and answer all those unread messages on your phone before you forget again!
