Listen: Do I know that it's ~technically~ still summer for 22 more days? Yes, yes I do. Is it a sizzling 95 degrees outside and not, in fact, rainy, cold, and the perfect sweater weather? Also yes. However, I am choosing to ignore what's going on outside and have officially decided that, for all intents and purposes, it is fall.
September is here, y'all! Whether you know it as spooky season, pumpkin spice latte season, or Gilmore Girls rewatch season, the best time of the year is right around the corner.
If any of what I said resonated with you, boy oh boy do I have a treat for you! Grab your (iced) PSL, put on your favorite spooky movie, and enjoy these 25 tweets:
Also! If you enjoy these tweets as much as I did, go ahead and show these wonderful people some love and give their accounts a follow.ย
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Me on September 1 like:
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me waking up knowing spooky season is nearโฆ ๐
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Time to get hyped up on cold brew and go fight some bitches at Home Goods for Halloween trash.
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it's the first day of fall which also means it's twilight season.
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hot girl summer is over. I'm ready for sinister housekeeper autumn
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august 31 vs september 1
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Spooky season ๐ค hoe shit
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Itโs the time of year when I decide itโs fall in my mind
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taylor swift releasing a depression album about anxious insomnia during autumn? she did this for me, actually
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Itโs almost spooky season, yโall know the vibesโฆ ๐
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As another hot girl summer comes to a close, I welcome Baba Yaga crone autumn, where I can unleash my inner thot (that hut over there) and roam the countryside, searching for victims and peepin leaves
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Fall begins September 1, and the autumn equinox will not tell me otherwise. ๐๐๐งก
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โโ โโโฑโฒ in โโฑโฑโฒโฒ this โฑโฑโญโฎโฒโฒ house โโโโโโ it's โฑโโโโโโโโโโโฒ officially gilmore girls rewatch szn โฑโฑโโณโโญโฎโโณโ โฒโฒ โโโโปโโโโโปโโโ
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when that pumpkin spice hits
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itโs finally spooky season
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pumpkin spice lattes are BACK
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Forget hot girl summer, Iโm ready for Austen girl autumn.
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taking my first sip of my pumpkin cream cold brew is the equivalent of iron man putting his suit on Iโm so serious
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enough of true crime. itโs time for false crime. cozy mystery season (autumn) is almost upon us.
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october was already my favorite month and now taylor swift is releasing a new album!???!! spooky season starts NOW folks, weโre rolling out the PSLs early
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When you're an Autumn person waiting for summer to end:
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Youโre telling me a pumpkin creamed in this cold brew
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them: itโs still summer me: *sips pumpkin* ya thatโs why this is iced
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hey (with the intention of going to a pumpkin patch with you)
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This is your reminder that all of September is really just Halloween Eve #September1st #Halloween #MichaelMyers #HalloweenVerse