19 Tweets That Have Absolutely No Right To Be As Clever And Hilarious As They Are

    Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you snort-laughed at your phone while reading these.

    I think we could all use a good laugh right now, so I've got a gift for you! Here are 19 funny and clever tweets that got a wholehearted snort-laugh out of me that I hope tickle your fancy, too:

    If any of these also get a good chuckle out of you, go ahead and give those Twitter users a follow!

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    goldilocks be like this bed is good but this one is bedder

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    POV: we both reach for the beef rose and there’s only one left. You let me have it. Call that a meat cute

    Twitter: @Jest_Iris

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    I’m very sorry for this. But if mushroom overhears you making fun of it, you’ve been caught shitaking

    Twitter: @baddestmamajama

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    Twitter: @okok_veronica

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    Enter new password: 'chicken' Password must contain a capital: 'chickenkiev'

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    Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

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    I’m told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a COVID lockdown — planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Käse scenario.

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    Twitter: @DevDell

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    If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

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    The existence of Liverpool implies the existence of Laugherpool & Loverpool

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    guitar center is speCIFICALLY for guitars. if you want a bass you have to go to bass pro shops

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    why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido

    Twitter: @blainecapatch

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    Twitter: @bonerman_inc

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    Twitter: @STALLE0N

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    y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line

    Twitter: @AndrewsNotFunny

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    Twitter: @drearygnf

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    Twitter: @punisasher