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I Ranked Every Halloween Heist Episode Of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" From "Good" To "Sheer Perfection" So You Don't Have To

A bad Halloween Heist episode? Sorry, that doesn't exist.

It's that time of year again, y'all! You know, when you rewatch every Halloween Heist episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and plan out exactly how you'd win the highly coveted ultimate human/genius title for yourself.

As your friendly neighborhood Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan, I decided to go back and rank all seven Halloween Heist episodes we've seen so far from a casual "noice" all the way to "Hot damn!" Without further ado, here's how it all played out:

7. "Halloween II" (Season 2, Episode 4)

Captain Holt sitting with the 99 gang (minus Jake) behind him

6. "Halloween IV" (Season 4, Episode 5)

Gina giving a thumbs up with her missing front teeth

5. "Cinco De Mayo" (Season 6, Episode 16)

Terry painted gold standing next to Cheddar with a mariachi band

4. "Halloween III" (Season 3, Episode 5)

Jake after crowning Amy as Ultimate Detective/Genius

3. "Halloween" (Season 1, Episode 6)

The Nine-Nine crew in their Halloween costumes

2. "Valloweaster" (Season 7, Episode 11)

Rosa's name on fire with sparklers as she stands next to it  in a Bunny suit

1. "HalloVeen" (Season 5, Episode 4)

Jake proposing to Amy

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna spend the rest of spooky season the right way and binge these all over again.