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*has 3 essays due, 1 paper to write, and a pile of dirty laundry* Me: I’m bored
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Me showing up for the exam after cramming 2 months of material into 4 hours
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me to my friends: grades don’t define u !!! college is a scam and these exams are not a true measurement of ur intellect !! don’t worry me to me: stupid fucking bitch if u get anything below an 80 ur a failure u might as well drop out or die
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bitches take their laptop and textbooks to coffee shops acting like they’re in an indie movie just to read one page then sit on their phone for 4 hours and leave. i’m bitches.
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me in a group project
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me: i have so much homework and i have to study for finals and-- anybody: are you free today me: yeah
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me adding extra words to my essay so I can make the word count requirement https://t.co/1NMIfHBIW2
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professor in August: your paper is due in December but do not wait until then to start me this morning: https://t.co/2iq21pTobB
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accurate
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some of you never cried at the kitchen table while doing math homework with your dad and honestly good for you
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Me: That exam was easy Exam grade posted: 44% https://t.co/obP3kM0cTt
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me in class taking a picture of notes on the board that i know i will never look at again
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College students bullshitting their final projects and essays so they can hurry up and study for final exams
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My macbook staring at me while I force it to download the same class syllabus for the 80th time this year, just to see one detail
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only in college can u go to class and not pay attention at all but still be proud of yourself because at least u went
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why do essay conclusions exist, i said what i said scroll up !!!!
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Teacher: “Don’t just copy the words from the textbook” Textbook: He died in 1960 Me: 1960 was when he died
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when you in class and everyone arguing saying the answer is 26 or 13 and you got 6 https://t.co/ljPH3jaApB
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Shoutout to all the college students that brought their laptop home but didn’t do any homework, we had good intentions