How Many Of These Hipster Artifacts Do You Still Own?

THOSE hipster glasses (You know the ones)

A pair of Dungarees overalls

A collection of patterned socks

An oversized denim jacket

A massive flannel collection

At least one "grandpa cardigan"

A pair of high-waisted shorts

At least one item with a mustache print

Vintage tees (that you definitely paid too much for) of bands you only kinda know

A pair of suspenders

A fedora

A massive beanie collection

One of those thin plaid scarves

A pair of Birkenstocks

A pair of Doc Martens

Random canvas tote bags you haven't used in years

A Herschel Supply Co. backpack

A pair of over-the-ear headphones

Leftover beard oil, tools, or combs for a beard you no longer have

The same thing, but for a man bun

A mustache finger tattoo

A nature-themed tattoo

Thousands of pictures of your food still on your camera roll that you never posted on Instagram

A polaroid or film camera

A casette tape collection

A suitcase record player

(Bonus point if it was from Urban Outfitters)

A typewriter

A ukulele you haven't played in years

An old growler from a local craft brewery

An old bag of coffee beans from a local coffee shop that you didn't like and immediately replaced with Starbucks

So many mason jars you still use as cups

A fixie bike

If You Still Own 23/33 Of These Things, You Might Still Be A Hipster