1. First off, let's take a moment to take this in, process it, feel revolted, and never to return to the thought again.
2. OK, Kelly Osbourne has been has been everywhere this fashion season. Here she is front row at Rebecca Minkoff near Zosia Mamet.
3. And with another front row seat at Zac Posen. With her boyfriend Matthew Mosshart, who was moved to tears by Posen's use of ruffles.
(Which in this case is entirely appropriate.)
4. Kelly also posed with other celebs — Molly Sims, Christina Hendricks, and Stacy Keibler.
5. And here's Kelly another time at DKNY, for good measure.
6. Oh, and don't forget that time she was besties with Harry Styles at the House of Holland show.
7. Harry didn't seem as content with attending the Fashion East show.
8. The always lovely Rashida Jones graced the front row a number of times. Here she is at Opening Ceremony.
9. At Rodarte wearing sneakers and an anklet, being all-around adorable.
10. And Band of Outsiders, where she currently serves as a model in their fall/winter lookbook.
11. So does Greta Gerwig. Maybe next season, Lake Bell.
12. The Alexander Wang show brought in a lot of celebrities, including Kanye.
13. And Terry Richardson, who Kanye talked to politely while still side-eying.
14. Miguel was also there, wearing some sunglasses that seem vaguely steampunk.
15. Also, THE Courtney Love.
16. And Orange Is the New Black actress Natasha Lyonne.
17. Other members of the OITNB cast were spotted at shows too. Here's Taryn Manning at Philosophy by Natalie Ratabesi and Alice & Olivia.
18. Emma Myles and Lea DeLaria were also in attendance at the VFiles show.
19. The Girls girls were VIP invitees to a handful of shows.
20. Allison Williams even got to meet some teen fans* front row at Diane von Furstenberg.
21. It's worth mentioning that some celebs dressed better than the models on the runway.
22. And some debuted mullets. :/
23. And of course, where there are cameras there's Paris Hilton.
24. And Jason Schwartzman, apparently.
25. Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis attended Tommy Hilfiger alongside his girlfriend.
26. But Goldie Hawn and Marisa Berenson make a much cuter couple.
27. As does Carmelo Anthony and Marc Jacobs. Who, by the way, is smoking INDOORS.
28. Anna Wintour got friendly with Alicia Keys and Maria Sharapova.
29. And really friendly with Nicole Kidman.
30. Even celebs used their phones to take braggy pics from the front row.
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33. Of course there's always a special place at every fashion show for the It girls and muses.
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35. And off-duty models.
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37. And eye candy.
