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    7 Songs Optimized For Singing To Your Cat

    They're tired of "What's New Pussycat?" and they think it's a little creepy tbh.

    1. To the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.

    Like a kitty

    Pet for the very first time

    Like a kitty

    When your cat purrs

    Next to mine

    2. To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.

    Upside, inside out

    She's livin' la vida gata

    She'll push and pull you down

    Livin' la vida gata

    Her collar's devil red

    And her fur's the color mocha

    She will wear you out

    Livin' la vida gata

    3. To the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John

    And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

    'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find

    I'm not the cat they think I am at home

    Oh, no, no, no

    I'm a rocket cat

    Rocket cat

    Eatin' Fancy Feast up here alone

    4. To the tune of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses.

    Take me home to this very nice kitty

    Where the 'nip is green

    And the cats are pretty

    Take me home

    (Oh, won't you please take me home?)

    5. To the tune of "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX.

    Boom clap

    The sound of my pet

    This cat goes meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

    Boom clap

    You make me feel good

    Come meow to me

    Come meow to me now

    6. To the tune of "Tuesday" by I LOVE MAKONNEN (only to be sung in a very specific situation.)

    Cat throwin' up

    On a Tuesday

    7. To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

    Near, far, wherever you are

    I believe that the heart does go on

    Once more you open the door

    And you're here in my heart

    And my heart will go on and on