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7 Songs Optimized For Singing To Your Cat

They're tired of "What's New Pussycat?" and they think it's a little creepy tbh.

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1. To the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.

Like a kitty

Pet for the very first time

Like a kitty

When your cat purrs

Next to mine

2. To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.

Upside, inside out

She's livin' la vida gata

She'll push and pull you down

Livin' la vida gata

Her collar's devil red

And her fur's the color mocha

She will wear you out

Livin' la vida gata

3. To the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find

I'm not the cat they think I am at home

Oh, no, no, no

I'm a rocket cat

Rocket cat

Eatin' Fancy Feast up here alone

4. To the tune of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses.

Take me home to this very nice kitty

Where the 'nip is green

And the cats are pretty

Take me home

(Oh, won't you please take me home?)

5. To the tune of "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX.

Boom clap

The sound of my pet

This cat goes meow meow meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

Boom clap

You make me feel good

Come meow to me

Come meow to me now

6. To the tune of "Tuesday" by I LOVE MAKONNEN (only to be sung in a very specific situation.)

Cat throwin' up

On a Tuesday

7. To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

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