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    Posted on Sep 26, 2012

    Tons Of Gold Struck In Alaska!

    Buying the Alaska territory wasn't a mistake after all! Pack your bags and travel north for stacks of yellow metal!

    Did you hear?

    Alaska is full of gold!

    Gold! Gold! Gold!

    STACKS OF GOLD!

    Riches!

    Bliss.

    Alaska also has drink.

    And women!

    Sometimes even together.

    There will also be games.

    And exotic animals!

    Let's not forget about the gold.

    Divine, dazzling gold.

    It could all be yours.

    So pack your bags and journey northward!

    Sail in from Seattle.

    Or arrive by train.

    It may not be easy...

    But stand proudly atop those fruitful cliffs.

    You're not alone!

    You will triumph.

    And return home a distinguished gentleman.

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