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    27 Ways To Wear Cats

    Critics agree, this is the most important style guide there is.

    1. Bored of your collar? KITTY COLLAR TIPS

    2. Going to a 90s rave? CAT HOLOGRAM GLASSES

    3. Legs need some pizzazz? CAT LEGGINGS

    4. No idea where you put your bills? CAT WALLET

    5. Excited by Asian cats in particular? NEKO SHIRT

    6. Chilly? CAT SWEATER

    7. In search of the most perfect t-shirt in the world? IT'S THIS ONE.

    8. Desperate for bloggable shoes? CAT LITAS

    9. Giant heels not your thing? CAT FLATS

    10. In touch with Haile Selassie I? RASTAFURRIAN CAT SHIRT

    11. Groovin' like this model? COSMIC CAT FACE T-SHIRT

    12. Neck exposed to winter cold? CAT SCARF

    13. Formal event? CAT TIE

    14. Considering a career in rapping? CAT DO-RAG

    15. Literal cold feet? CAT ANKLE SOCKS

    16. Need a shirt to match your laser-shooting eyes? LASER CAT TEE

    17. Night out? CAT DRESS.

    18. Seeking exciting knees? CAT-ON-KNEE LEGGINGS

    19. Prefer to show more leg skin? CAT BOXER SHORTS

    20. Nowhere to put all your crap? CAT TAPESTRY BACKPACK

    21. Into expressive brushstrokes? GESTURAL CAT BLOUSE

    22. Have a poor sense of time? CAT WATCH

    23. Crazy party this weekend? TRIPPY CAT SWEATSHIRT

    24. Devoted to cats for life? CAT TATS

    25. Pining for feline warmth? CAT JACKET

    26. Nostalgic for slumber parties? CAT ONESIE

    27. Seeking true love, joy, comfort, and fun? NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT AN ACTUAL CAT. <3