23 Horrifying Foods From The Dollar Store

Basically, capitalism is horrifying.

1. “Beer Bread” - just add beer and butter!

Larry The Cable Guy is ALWAYS a trustworthy food endorsement.

2. Entire breakfasts

What better way to start your day than with $1 scrambled eggs with hash browns and pork sausage links? Major DEAL.

3. Chunk Ham

4. Fish and cheese sandwich

Would definitely try the controversial fish ‘n’ cheese pairing in frozen sandwich form.

5. Cocktail Smoked Oysters

Solid seafood is hard to come by in suburban Utah, where this dollar store is located. Would try this in times of seafood need.

6. Lobster spread with cognac

Recession special fine dining. Would try this in times of major self-loathing.

7. …and shrimp spread, from the same illustrious folks

8. Wyler’s Authentic Italian Ices

Wyler: definitely an authentic Italian name. Would try because Otter Pops are awesome.

9. Nacho cheese

Big tub of bright orange, questionable cheese - I’m actually pretty sure I’d enjoy this.

10. Potted Meat

I actually did try this one. Didn’t get through the entire can without feeling violently ill, but willing to give it another shot.

11. Chicken-flavored snack crackers

Try with nacho cheese or lobster cognac spread.

12. All natural french fried onions

I don’t know what this means. This product confuses me.

13. Dumplings & Chicken

Still confused here.

14. Sugar free parfaits

15. Luncheon Loaf

For a ‘fitting lifestyle,’ of course. Would try because BACON GRILL.

16. Beef flavored rice/vermicelli mix

Vermicelli does not appear to be pictured. Would try this to figure out where the vermicelli is.

17. Frozen packs of chicken drumsticks

18. Frozen pork filets, right next door

19. Vienna Sausage, from the people who brought you “Potted Meat”

20. Brown gravy mix, by “Chef Swagger’s Kitchen”

This looks very promising - who could resist the charms of Chef Swagger?

21. Canned German potato salad

22. Single-serving snack sausage

Not sure if human food or dog food.

23. Pre-packaged cheeseburgers

Seems like a better bet than cheeseburger in a can, which also exists. Would try.

And conveniently right next to the food aisles, you can pick up industrial cleaners for your engine!


All photos taken in an Orem, UT Dollar Tree.

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