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The 17 Most Memorable One-Liners From "Heathers"
Take a seat, knock back some slushies, and re-live these gems. Ranked from least to most important.
17. Ram, anticipating his first threesome:
16. J.D. to Veronica:
15. Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:
14. Heather Duke giving in to her "urge to purge":
13. Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:
12. Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:
11. Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:
10. Veronica and the requisite journal entry:
8. J.D. to Veronica:
7. Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:
6. Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:
5. Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:
4. On Heather Chandler:
3. Kurt's anguished and confused dad:
2. Iconic Veronica:
1. And the verbal tour de force of the movie:
