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18 Tips For Work From The Disney Villains

For when you feel like a poor unfortunate soul 9 to 5.

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1. Know how to get your boss to do what you want.

A snake staff is a little obvious, though.
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A snake staff is a little obvious, though.

2. Control your hotheadedness before you lose it on the coworker you dislike.

3. Stress toys can prove to be useful in that regard.

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4. Know how to appropriately talk to those in a lower position than you.

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Especially when there's a younger, more popular kid in green tights around.

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5. It's OK to make faces on the phone, so long as no one can see you.

"Give you... time?"
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"Give you... time?"

6. Know how to deal with the sheer incompetence of some of your coworkers.

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7. Be genteel when you hear people talking about you.

8. But release your rage once you're back in your office.

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9. Don't underestimate the importance of body language.

10. You too, guys.

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11. Join in on the birthday festivities even if you don't want to.

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"Happy, happy birthday, from all of us to you!"

12. Also, there will be people who get promoted before you do.

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13. So practice your gracious loser face.

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14. Know how to settle interoffice disputes.

15. Evaluate your employees' work fairly.

Use decapitation as a last resort.
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Use decapitation as a last resort.

16. Know how to motivate your employees into working longer hours.

17. Focus on making that money money.

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18. And lastly, know when to take a sick day.

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