23 Vintage Video Games You Won't Believe Exist

But you'll be glad that they do. Ranked from "unbelievable" to "you've got to be kidding me."

23. Wayne's World (1993)

Grey Matter / Via vgjunk.tumblr.com

"Party on, Wayne!" "Party on, Garth!"

Game Boy, NES, Sega Mega Drive/Genesis Super NES

22. The Goonies II (1987)

Konami / Via superpunch.net

"Goonies never say die!" So click continue.

Famicom, NES

21. Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu (1990)

Now Production / Via startorcontinue.com

In this one, they didn't let him do his own stunts.

NES, TurboGrafx-16

20. Jaws (1987)

Via Westone Bit Entertainment / Andrew Ziegler

"This was no boat accident."

NES

19. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Sunsoft / Via startorcontinue.com

Don't ever get it wet, your system will break.

NES, Game Boy

18. Home Alone (1991)

Bethesda Softworks, Sega of America, Imagineering Inc. / Via videogamecritic.com

Before Skyrim, Bethesda brought us Home Alone.

SNES, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Sega Game Gear, Amiga, MS-DOS, NES, Game Boy

17. Demolition Man (1994)

Acclaim Entertainment / Via villains.wikia.com

"This guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells."

Sega Genesis, SNES, Sega CD

16. McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure (1993)

Treasure / Via obscurevideogames.tumblr.com

Video games and fast food are a winning combination. Super size that kids' meal!

Sega

15. Lethal Weapon (1992)

Eurocom / Ocean Software / Via noirlacsourced.tumblr.com

Even though this game came out 21 years ago, I'm definitely not too old for this!

Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, DOS, Game Boy, NES, SNES

14. Cliffhanger (1993)

Via Malibu Interactive / Andrew Ziegler

"Gravity's a bitch, ain't it?"

Amiga, Mega Drive/Genesis, Mega-CD, SNES, NES, Game Boy, Game Gear

13. Shaq Fu (1994)

Delphine Software, The Dome, Tiertex, Unexpected Development / Via giphy.com

Not to be confused with Shaq Diesel.

Mega Drive/Genesis, SNES, Game Gear, Game Boy, Amiga

12. Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (1990)

Emerald Software, Keypunch Software / Via cipater.net

This one's a real Thriller.

Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, Commodore 64, MS-DOS, MSX, ZX Spectrum

11. Totall Recall (1991)

Via Interplay Entertainment Corp / Ocean Software LTD

"Now, this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars."

NES, Amiga, Atari ST, Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Amstrad CPC

10. RoboCop Versus the Terminator (1993)

Virgin Games USA / NMS Software / Interplay / Realtime Associates / Via vgjunk.tumblr.com

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble."

Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, Sega Game Gear, Sega Master System, SNES, Game Boy, NES

9. The Blues Brothers (1991)

Titus Software / Via obscurevideogames.tumblr.com

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved."

IBM PC, Amstrad CPC, Amiga, Commodore 64, Atari ST, NES, Game Boy

8. Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style (1999)

Via Paradox Development

Proteck ya neck!

PlayStation

7. Bible Adventures (1991)

Via Wisdom Tree / Andrew Ziegler

Baby Moses sounds fun...

NES/Famicom, Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, PC

6. The Three Stooges (1987)

Via Incredible Technologies

WHYYY, YOUUU!

Amiga, Apple IIGS, Commodore 64, PC, Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation

5. Dirty Harry: The War Against Drugs

Via Grey Matter Inc.

Spoiler: He doesn't win.

NES

4. Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

Via Rozner Labs Software Group

BEEEEETHOVENNNNNNN!

SNES, PC

3. Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! (1994)

Imagineering, Inc. / Via startorcontinue.com

"Does everybody know what time is it?"

SNES

2. Journey (1983)

Via Bally Midway

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'! What, you thought this was something different?

Arcade

1. Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure (1994)

Interplay / Via startorcontinue.com

This one, well, it speaks for itself.

Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, Super NES, Virtual Console