First, you'll need a cool nickname.
Consider denim your uniform.
Leather is the only acceptable alternative.
And sleeves are optional.
Seize every opportunity to go shirtless.
Remember, there is absolutely no such thing as a dumb idea.
I can't stress that last point enough.
But you've gotta be smooth.
And occasionally stealthy.
It's important to be one with nature.
Always ride in style.
It isn't easy. You'll have to work hard.
Take the time to maintain your mane.
Keep your friends close.
And your enemies closer.
Never give up, never surrender.
And if all else fails, run for public office.
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