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The Action Movie Guide To Life

How to be cool and successful. As taught by your favorite action stars.

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First, you'll need a cool nickname.

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Consider denim your uniform.

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Leather is the only acceptable alternative.

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And sleeves are optional.

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Seize every opportunity to go shirtless.

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Remember, there is absolutely no such thing as a dumb idea.

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I can't stress that last point enough.

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But you've gotta be smooth.

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And occasionally stealthy.

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It's important to be one with nature.

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Always ride in style.

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It isn't easy. You'll have to work hard.

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Take the time to maintain your mane.

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Definitely do not go light on the hair grease.

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Keep your friends close.

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And your enemies closer.

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Never give up, never surrender.

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And if all else fails, run for public office.

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