Have Gum Or Mints Nearby At All Times
Never Ask Your Boss Anything
You Can Mentally Cure Yourself From Any Illness

A Helping Hand Is Welcomed During Difficult Situations
Make Sure You Have Original Ideas
Your Style Will Change
Be Prepared For Back Stabbers
The Weather Is Someone Else's Problem
Enthusiasm Might Not Always Work
Always Have A Clipboard Handy
Fully Comprehend What Is Asked Of You
Sometimes Office Small Talk Is Not Necessary
Eye Rolls Are Appropriate During Work Related Events
Sunglasses Are Essential To Show Power...
And When Making A Point
Pay Attention To Your Surroundings
It's Ok To Use Google To Spell Check
You Might Get A New Nickname
You'll Learn Insider Information
Never Laugh Unless Your Boss Does First
People Will Judge What You Eat No Matter What
Never Make Excuses
Your Boss Will Let You Know When You Can Leave
Don't Lollygag
Learn To Fake Emotions
Colleagues Will Alert You When It's Time To Panic
The Boss' Favorite Word
Your New Favorite Word
What You'll Tell Yourself To Survive
People Will Be Brutally Honest
Pay Attention To The Details
You'll Learn Who You Can Talk Back To...
And When You Can Smirk
You'll Need An Office Bestie

First Impressions Are Important, But...
The Positive Ones Make All The Difference...
