"Greek mythology in five words: Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny."
Tell us what you watch on a rainy day.
Is your cat more of a Chaotic Good or a Lawful Evil?
"Lord, beer me strength." —Jim Halpert, but also Thor
"Lose the accent and change your name."
We stan a round legend.
Is your sidekick gonna be singing "Hakuna Matata" or "Under the Sea"?
"Midoriya and Bakugou are the anime equivalent of Dinkleberg and Mr. Turner."
How well do you know your princess facts?
"Is that even legal?" —An actual adult person, asking if a man can take his wife's last name
Is your superpower knowing everything about Marvel comics?
"'What's New Pussycat' just started playing in this restaurant and every millennial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look."
For meme experts only.
It'll help if you were a '90s kid.
Blep: When an animal does that cute thing where their tongue sticks out just a little.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Somebody tell me who is banning "Hot in Herre" from their reception, because I need to have a word with them.
"German shepherd: Only loves one person. Still won't listen to them."