♫ Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your roommate keeps leaving dirty dishes in the siiiiiiiiink…♫
WARNING: This post might cause your eyes to bleed. H/T to r/CrappyDesign.
Can you really say that you “never forget a face?”
It’s kinda like 20 Questions, but there are only 10 questions. And the questions are hints.
Everybody in this post had one job. One job.
Netflix is adding a bunch of good stuff in May; find out what you should watch!
Some people are clever AF, man.
*Final Fantasy victory theme plays*
We can’t ALL be Mr. Poopybutthole.
I don’t know why I’m laughing.
Prepare your brain — these are gonna hurt it.
TOO MUCH CUTE IN ONE PLACE.
Who knew there were this many tax-related puns?
“Never was there a tale of more sad // Than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad.”
Are you both smart and bored? We’ve got some quizzes for you.
Channel your inner vengeful deity.
Apparently hungover people love pickles?
Share if Obama is your Patronus.