"Why is there a lobster in the tub?"

Andy Golder • 11 hours ago

Put on some chapstick, you're about to do a lot of making out.

Andy Golder • One day ago

Yep, turns out I have Thalassophobia.

Andy Golder • One day ago

Yep, turns out I have Thalassophobia.

Andy Golder • 2 days ago

All I want for Christmas is Colin Firth.

Andy Golder • 4 days ago

IDK, no Candy Crush for a year sounds kinda tough.

Andy Golder • 4 days ago

Driving for 8 hours and still being in the same state.

Andy Golder • 5 days ago

(Pssst...you don't have to have sex to have a sexy year.)

Andy Golder • 7 days ago

I can't tell if this is amazing or terrifying.

Andy Golder • 9 days ago

A 1958 issue of McCall's suggested standing in a corner and "crying softly" in order to attract a man.

Andy Golder • 16 days ago

Write down a few of these so you don't sit there going, "Ummmmm...."

Andy Golder • 16 days ago

"Ope."

Andy Golder • 20 days ago

This quiz is steamier than frothed milk.

Andy Golder • 22 days ago

Disney magic or Hogwarts magic? You decide.

Andy Golder • 22 days ago

I choose to believe that the Avengers are real and all of these actually happened.

Andy Golder • 24 days ago

These are some tough choices, fellow princesses.

Andy Golder • 24 days ago

I guarantee each pug will steal a little ~pizza~ your heart.

Andy Golder • 25 days ago

One-eight-two or one-eighty-two?

Andy Golder • 27 days ago

"Season 10?" —Zach "John Dorian" Braff

Andy Golder • 28 days ago
Andy Golder • 28 days ago