So, Keebler decided to make a Twitter account for Ernie, the Keebler elf.
I have #NoFilter when it comes to dark chocolate and vanilla icing #CookiesandCreme Fudge Stripes. They're the best!
It's your standard #Brand account, using hip lingo to...I dunno...get teens to buy cookies?
People say #PumpkinSpice is #Basic. When it comes to cinnamon-y Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripes, does basic mean yummy?
But when you look at the @replies, things take a turn.
@KeeblerElves what is the sexuality of the elves
Seriously.
No.
@KeeblerElves Ernie so thicc omg ππ³π©π π
No, c'mon, guys.
Noooooo.
Fist me daddy @KeeblerElves
They even tried to have a Photoshop contest. It didn't go well.
Whoever is running the Keebler Twitter account, hang in there. And sorry.
