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    Please Pity The Poor Soul Running The Keebler Twitter Account

    "What is the sexuality of the elves?"

    So, Keebler decided to make a Twitter account for Ernie, the Keebler elf.

    I have #NoFilter when it comes to dark chocolate and vanilla icing #CookiesandCreme Fudge Stripes. They're the best!

    It's your standard #Brand account, using hip lingo to...I dunno...get teens to buy cookies?

    People say #PumpkinSpice is #Basic. When it comes to cinnamon-y Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripes, does basic mean yummy?

    But when you look at the @replies, things take a turn.

    @KeeblerElves what is the sexuality of the elves

    Seriously.

    No.

    @KeeblerElves Ernie so thicc omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³πŸ˜©πŸ‘…πŸ˜

    No, c'mon, guys.

    Noooooo.

    They even tried to have a Photoshop contest. It didn't go well.

    Whoever is running the Keebler Twitter account, hang in there. And sorry.

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