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Please Pity The Poor Soul Running The Keebler Twitter Account

"What is the sexuality of the elves?"

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So, Keebler decided to make a Twitter account for Ernie, the Keebler elf.

I have #NoFilter when it comes to dark chocolate and vanilla icing #CookiesandCreme Fudge Stripes. They're the best!

It's your standard #Brand account, using hip lingo to...I dunno...get teens to buy cookies?

People say #PumpkinSpice is #Basic. When it comes to cinnamon-y Pumpkin Spice Fudge Stripes, does basic mean yummy?

But when you look at the @replies, things take a turn.

@KeeblerElves what is the sexuality of the elves



@KeeblerElves Ernie so thicc omg 😂😳😩👅😍