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We Know Exactly When You'll Get Married And Divorced
You're a passionate person, so your first marriage will burn hot and bright, but not for long. But hey, that's what first marriages are for, right?
You'll get in 10 good years before you realize your spouse is a jerkface and divorce them so you can go travel the world on your own and really discover yourself. Trust me, it'll be fun.
You're one of the lucky ones who finds the love of their life early on, and it all works out perfectly. *Slow clap*
You'll get married at the perfect age: not too young, not too old. Unfortunately, you'll make the mistake of marrying someone 10 years younger than you, so you'll have to deal with them going through their twenties. That's gonna be tough.
You'll fall deeply in love at 27, only to find out later that the person you married is a villainous con artist out to steal your sizable fortune. Make sure you make them sign a prenup.
You're going to wait until you have all your shit figured out before you get married, so that when you do, you'll pick the right person and make it last forever. Proud of you!
Three words: drunk in Vegas.
You're an independent person, so it'll take a while before you're willing to tie yourself down to someone else. But when you do, you'll make damn sure it's the right person.
You're too much of a free spirit to put labels and contracts on things. You'll definitely have a life partner, but you just might never get around to making it official.