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Your Starbucks Order Will Reveal Your Favorite Sex Position

Is your sex life more Grande or Venti?

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  1. Juice/Refresher
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    Juice/Refresher
    Iced Coffee or Cold Brew
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    Iced Coffee or Cold Brew
    Espresso or regular coffee
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    Espresso or regular coffee
    I pretty much just get PSLs
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    I pretty much just get PSLs
  2. Tall
    Grande
    Venti
    Trenti
    Depends on my mood
    Don't care, just put it in the cup and let me drink it
  3. Every day in the morning
    Every day in the afternoon
    More than once a day
    A few times a week
    Only when I'm working or studying
    Only on special occasions
  4. 2% or whole
    Skim/non-fat
    Almond
    Soy
    Coconut
    None

Your Starbucks Order Will Reveal Your Favorite Sex Position

You got: Missionary

You appreciate the classics. And no, it's not because you're "boring" or you're "not creative." It's because the classics are great! They're classics for a reason!

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You got: Doggy style

Sometimes people think you're unadventurous because of your drink choices, but really you just wait for the bedroom to mix things up.

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You got: Raised doggy

You're an outside-the-box thinker, so your coffee choices are unconventional...but they're also exactly what you like. Similarly, you go for this position because — while others might think it would be strenuous or uncomfortable — it's exactly what you like.

Raised doggy
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You got: Riding

You're a no-nonsense type of person who appreciates having some control over your situation, wherever you happen to be. That's why you like this position: You get to have it your way, thank you very much.

Riding
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You got: The Prone-Bone

Your tastes aren't wildly unique, but you do enjoy just enough of a spin on things to make things interesting. Also, this position is a little lazier than most, so that's nice.

The Prone-Bone
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You got: Reverse riding

You're a "don't talk to me before I get my coffee" type. Similarly, you're a "don't make eye contact with me while I'm working my magic" type.

Reverse riding
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You got: Standing

You're an adventurous person, and both your coffee order and your favorite sex position reflect that. You know there's a risk involved with standing sex, especially in the shower, but you like what you like.

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You got: Spooning

You like comfort. Even your coffee order is pretty much just a nice hug in liquid form. So it makes sense that you'd enjoy just lounging comfortably on your side during sex, too.

Spooning
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You got: Whatever the fuck this is

For you, it's less about the substance and more about the presentation. You know that presentation is everything, even with coffee. So that's why you go for this...because honestly, is that comfortable for anyone? What does it accomplish? Who knows, but it looks impressive.

Whatever the fuck this is
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