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When you very casually try to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day:
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This one will look familiar to anyone who's been surprised with the double-stream:
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And the only thing more annoying is this:
4.
There's that moment when you're trying to pee and someone ignores the empty line of urinals and stands right next to you:
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But then there's that beautiful moment when you get the rare solo urinal:
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Sometimes you sit down in a stall, and your penis accidentally touches the toilet seat:
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Or even worse, the TOILET WATER:
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And that small moment of panic when you walk into a restroom and there are no urinals, and you're 100% sure you just made a mistake:
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That feeling you get when your balls start itching and you can't do anything because you're in public:
10.
And when you finally get a chance, you have to employ the "pinch & roll" technique:
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When your S.O. sees your flaccid penis for the first time and they're all like:
12.
There are those moments when you're sure you just broke it:
13.
Or when someone was nice and did your laundry, but they did ALL your laundry:
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That boost of confidence when you're done with a trim:
15.
Honestly, it'd be nice to just shave the whole lot sometimes:
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When you get a random boner and it's just not the time for it:
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But then you're trying to get frisky after you've had a little too much to drink and your penis is just like:
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But then you remember that you don't get a period, and you're like:
