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    17 Times People Meant Well But Were Accidentally Super Creepy

    If you're putting up a sign at the front of a line, don't put "YOU'RE NEXT" on it.

    1. This little update:

    ๐Ÿ‘€ โ€œโ€ฆthe event of your deathโ€ฆ coming later this year.โ€ https://t.co/cYSGetjl4M

    Twitter: @drewhamlin

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    2. This notice that sounds like it's vowing revenge:

    Twitter: @andiporter

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    3. This company policy:

    @drewhamlin @__apf__ When I worked at Google, the parental leave policy read something like, "if you do not use all your parental leave within one year of the birth or adoption of your child, it will be surrendered to Google." Alright, alright, I'll take my parental leave, Googlestiltskin.

    Twitter: @aprotim

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    4. This ominous suggestion:

    Twitter: @Fauxedo

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    5. This unfortunate series of emails:

    Twitter: @writerlynds

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    6. This adorably intimidating stationery:

    Twitter: @bflat_minor

    ~"Have fun this time, because it will never come again."~

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    7. This fortune cookie that would make me poop my pants if I got it:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    8. This challenge:

    A pharmacy sign that says find out more about pain

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    9. This instruction โ€” nay, command โ€” from a children's book:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€

    10. These Pride pins that make it sound like the LGBTQ+ community is a global spy network:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ (but also kinda badass?)

    11. These Olafs that are trying โ€” desperately โ€” to warn you:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    12. This seemingly innocent question:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ (only because I can picture the owl saying it)

    13. This fortune that could be encouraging, but could also...not be:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    14. These unnecessary quotation marks that indicate you might have to trade your soul for Chex:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€

    15. This brag from Lisa:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    16. This sign that could really use a little more explanation:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    17. And finally, this reminder to never title your movie like this, ever, unless you're TRYING to give me a heart attack:

    Spooky level: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    H/T: r/vaguelythreatening