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    I Don't Know Why These 13 Skeleton Jokes Are So Funny, But Here We Are

    There's something about skeletons that's inherently funny, and no, I can't explain it.

    I don't know what it is, but I find skeletons hilarious. Not like, real skeletons, but Halloween skeletons that are a walking collection of bones.

    So since it's ~spooky season~, here are 13 (natch) jokes about skeletons:

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    We all have our biases - I always assume skeletons are dudes. Like I never see a skeleton and think "she seems nice."

    Twitter: @elizaskinner

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    SKELETONS AREN'T SCARY WE'RE FILLED WITH THIS PULSING, OOZING, MEAT AND Y'ALL THINK THE SKELETONS ARE SCARY THE MEAT'S SCARY THE MEAT

    Twitter: @MrHaydenMyers

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    who decided that skeletons are scary bc honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room

    Twitter: @wobbuu

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    TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON

    Twitter: @ChuckWendig

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