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1. Drink to your victories with Ommegang's Seven Kingdoms Hoppy Wheat Ale.
What it costs: $9.99 for an 850 mL bottle.
Where to find it: Online at direct-sale sites like Craftshack, or locally at various retailers (searchable through Ommegang.com).
Why you need it: You have to have something to wash down your meal as you eat every chicken in the room.
2. Put your Seven Kingdoms beer in these house sigil pint glasses and mugs.
What it costs: $9.99 for the pint glasses, $14.99 for the mugs.
Where to find it: The HBO Shop.
Why you need it: If one of your friends is House Stark, you can glare at them and take a long sip out of your House Lannister glass.
3. Or, pour it into these fancy house sigil steins made by Underground Toys.
4. Show your house pride with these sigil banners.
What they cost: $24.99 each.
Where to find them: The HBO Shop.
Why you need them: Let your enemies know they're coming into your territory every time they enter your apartment. Or your friends. Basically anybody.
5. Claim your territory with this Westeros map and house markers.
What it costs: $199 for the set.
Where to find it: The HBO Shop.
Why you need it: If you're going to crush the other major houses of Westeros, you need to keep an eye on their movements and plan your attack. Also, the markers just look really cool.
6. Build a small army with these Funko Mystery Mini figures.
What it costs: $6.99 each.
Where to find it: The HBO store or anywhere else Funko products are sold.
Why you need it: Do you see how adorable the tiny Danaerys and Jorah are? LOOK AT HOW CUTE.
7. Have a little buddy at your desk with these Funko Dorbz figures.
8. Or, forget all those other figurines and just get this Danaerys & Drogon Funko Pop! Ride figure.
What it costs: $24.99
Where to find it: The HBO Shop or anywhere Funko products are sold.
Why you need it: It's badass AND adorable, just like Emilia Clarke. And Drogon.
9. Bring your favorite characters back to life with these Dark Horse figures.
10. Make your collection a little scarier with this Night King bust.
11. Cosplay like a badass with this set of White Walker prosthetics.
12. Jazz up your living room with this Game of Thrones pinball machine.
13. Look like an official badass with this Hand of the King pin.
14. Play these various games of thrones with your friends/enemies.
What it costs: Monopoly is $59.95, Risk is $74.95, and Clue is $49.99.
Where to find it: The HBO Shop and other toy/game retailers. Clue will be available later this summer.
Why you need it: The only thing more intense than Game of Thrones is a competitive game of Risk. And the only thing more intense than that is playing Monopoly with your family.
15. Correspond with your allies with these house stationery sets.
What it costs: $34.99
Where to find it: The HBO store. Available in Stark, Lannister and Targaryen.
Why you need it: Sending letters using fancy stationery is a lost art. Plus, ravens can be so unpredictable, you know? Sometimes they get snatched by an eagle and then poof, there goes your letter.
16. Prove your encyclopedic knowledge with Game of Thrones: The Trivia Game.
What it costs: $39.99
Where to find it: Toys R Us or other retailers that sell games and toys.
Why you need it: How are all your friends going to know that you can recite the entirety of Seasons 1 and 2 unless you prove your expertise through a board game?
17. Re-create the throne room with this mini construction set.
18. Wear this replica of the Hound's helmet to work, just because.
19. Learn to speak Dothraki with this audiobook, companion app, and full online course.
20. Game of Thrones collector's edition pop-up book with Astrolabe ($495)
What it costs: The book alone is $65. The book with the astrolabe is $495.
Where to find it: The HBO Shop or Sideshow Collectibles.
Why you need it: Some things are just too epic to be enjoyed in simple 2D.
21. Hang out on a rock with Dany and Drogon with this 14-inch statue.
22. Go over your list of names while sharpening your very own Needle (or Oathkeeper, or Arakh).
What it costs: Needle is $190, Khal Drogo's Arakh is $250, and Oathkeeper is $270.
Where to find it: The HBO Shop.
Why you need it: Hopefully only for display and cosplay purposes. Don't stick anyone with the pointy end. Also available are Jon Snow's sword, Eddard Stark's sword, Jamie Lannister's sword, and others.
23. Organize the tomes on your bookcase with these dragon egg bookends.
What it costs: $149.99
Where to find it: The HBO Shop. There are also direwolf bookends for $80.
Why you need it: Your bookshelf will look mystical AF. Just please make sure not to take them into a burning funeral pyre with you or anything.
24. Show off your house allegiance with Pyrrha's line of pendants, bracelets, cuffs, and rings.
25. Get an even deeper story experience with Game of Thrones: A Telltale Game Series.
What it costs: About $20, depending on which system you buy it for.
Where to find it: Amazon, Steam or other gaming retailers.
Why you need it: You get to go through chapters of the Game of Thrones story, meet familiar characters, and make choices along the way. There isn't a lot of button-pressing skill required, so you can play it even if you're not good at video games.
26. Keep your secret files safe with these tiny, adorable 16GB USB key chains.
27. Rule the Seven Kingdoms with a replica of the royal crown of houses Baratheon and Lannister.
