1.
"Learn biology," he says.
2.
Always a great idea to argue with a doctor.
3.
Do people just...not understand what "per capita" means?
4.
When in doubt, pivot to purple.
5.
"Late" can also include "13 minutes before it's due." Who knew!
7.
If you're going to argue that there's no sea level rise, don't post a graph showing that there is clearly a sea level rise.
8.
Let's just leave this one in the passed.
9.
If bats are birds, and birds aren't real, then what does that say about Batman? Is HE not real?????
10.
They even said "you are" and still got it wrong.
11.
Imagine reading "vaccines are spreadable through sexual contact" and not only believing it, but tweeting about it.
12.
Idioms can be hard, but "bull in a china shop" is pretttttty evocative of what it means.
13.
Ah yes, the famously politically conservative band Rage Against the Machine.
14.
I don't know what they thought the question was.
15.
If he was this wildly off, what was he expecting to learn by getting the actual size?
16.
Imagine being this condescending, and also this wrong.
17.
I love a good cholera casserole.
18.
"Port o' Rico" and "Spania" are giving me ulcers.
19.
Don't touch the fidget stick.
