If Muppets Were Real Humans, Which Actors Would Play Them?

Listen, I know the Muppets are already played by real people, but what if they were, like, PHYSICALLY real people?

Recently, I saw a meme going around where someone decided to cast the Muppets as real people. Some of the ideas were good! Others were less good. So let's all decide right here who would be the BEST actors to play real-life, non-puppet versions of the Muppets.

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What we're looking for here isn't who LOOKS the most like their Muppet role, but rather who has the right VIBE. It's an ~energy~, you see. And it's about who's got the chops to play the role, of course. If I didn't give the right options, feel free to shout out some suggestions in the comments!