Phyllis wins Flonkerton in a photo finish.
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The captain of the cruise — who has to deal with an extra annoying Michael the whole evening — is Captain Jack.
It was Creed, but only because he kept stealing chips all night.
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Dwight wants to be frozen so that he can have the time to learn the moves he needs to defeat the person who killed him.
A parachuteA bounce houseA zip line
Michael plans to jump from the roof onto a bounce house procured by Dwight and Andy.
To keep tabs on his enemiesTo log all of Jim's pranksTo keep secrets from his computer
Dwight has the diary to keep secrets from his computer, but he uses it to prove that the disastrous Golden Tickets were Michael's idea.
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They play Call of Duty, which Jim is terrible at.
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Andy gets a role in Sweeney Todd, which is interrupted by his ringing cell phone, popping balloons, a rolling wine bottle, and Cece crying.
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Oscar explains at the garage sale that he keeps getting Will and Grace DVDs as gifts even though he's not a fan.
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Dwight, Creed, and Kevin all dress up as the Joker, much to Kevin's dismay.
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