1. If they like reading: a basic Kindle Fire tablet.
2. If they're clumsy: a toilet bowl night light.
3. If they like binge-watching: a Roku streaming stick.
4. If they're forgetful: a portable item tracker.
5. If they like wine: a very fancy corkscrew.
6. If they have dogs: a tooth-shaped toy to make it look their dogs look goofy.
Endless entertainment for dogs and humans alike, tbh.
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.