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19 Hilariously Accurate Jokes About Having An iPhone

Anyone else ever feel like Siri is rolling her virtual eyes at you?

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Twitter: @markedly

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Oh dang, iPhone 13 rumored to come with 3 turntables and a microphone.

Twitter: @mluker

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I will watch “The Irishman” as Martin Scorsese intended, on an iPhone while hiding from my kids in the bathroom, broken up into 17 parts over 2 1/2 weeks.

Twitter: @mrhubbard00

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your parents trying to Facetime https://t.co/ZQFBlYhaA5

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The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.

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iPhone: your storage is almost full me: uh ok what don't I need. I guess I'll delete all my contacts

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Twitter: @Bisserat

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Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

Twitter: @98Toks / Via youtube.com

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I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease

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I only FaceTime people bc I can’t spell

Twitter: @lilpump

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Today my 5 yr old niece borrowed my phone to ask Siri: “why are butterfly wings so soft that I cannot even touch them?” then she called 911.

Twitter: @LipServX

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I either need to see a doctor or an Apple Genius because every trip to the bathroom uses 50% of my phone battery.

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The iPhone AI algorithm can solve even the most complex problems.

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I spelled it "Fuvking" once back in 2007 and autocorrect has been making my life a living hell ever since

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does anyone else say, "thank you" to siri or is that just me

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say something in all caps once and your iPhone will never forget it

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me 5 years ago (dumb): hey does anyone have an iphone charger i can borrow me now (so smart and prepared): ya i always carry six portable power banks on me and also a small generator i can crank with my hand to create power to charge my phone. baby needs its juice

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they should make iPhone screens out of the same glass the Kool-Aid Man is made from

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