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24 Faces Only People With A Penis Will Understand

Penises can be terribly inconvenient.

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1. When your balls are sticking to your leg and you try to casually adjust them through your pocket.

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2. When you get an accidental boner during class.

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3. When you're jerking it and you hear keys jingling in the door.

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4. When you've already come but your partner keeps on sucking.

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5. When you finish and fall asleep almost immediately but your partner isn't done yet.

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6. When you try to lean so you can see your S.O.'s face while you're getting a BJ.

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7. When you're at a nice dinner but your balls start to itch...

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8. ...so you do a little chair shuffle and see if that helps.

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9. When you've had too much to drink and it's just not rising to the occasion.

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10. When bae is telling you that you were great but you know it was way too quick.

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11. When you were aiming for their chest but you shot a little high.

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12. When you try a move that you saw in porn but it doesn't quite work out.

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13. When you're in the locker room and you know everyone's impressed.

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14. When there's a line for the urinal and people are taking way too fucking long.

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15. When you sit on the toilet and your penis accidentally touches the inside rim.

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16. Or when the water splashes up while you're pooping and it gets on your dick.

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17. When you're trying to pee in the morning and your boner will NOT go down.

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18. When you finally try a little bit of butt stuff for the first time.

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19. When your S.O. is riding you and your dick slips out and they land right on it and you're pretty sure it's broken.

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20. When you're reading the condom wrapper very carefully to see if it expired.

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21. When it's been a while and you cum a little more than expected.

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22. When you're getting an HJ but it's a little too dry...

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23. ...but it'll work.

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24. Ooh yeah.

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