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We all have imaginary arguments in the shower. Or DO we?

How Normal Are Your Weird Habits That You Don't Tell Anyone About?

Do You Do The Same Weird Things As Everyone Else?

Do you have imaginary conversations or arguments in your head while you're in the shower?

When you write the word "Wednesday," do you say "Wed-ness-day" in your head?

When you leave a store without buying anything, do you get weirdly nervous that they'll think you're shoplifting?

Do you ever think other people are judging you based on how fast your windshield wipers are going in light rain?

Do you find yourself pacing all over the house and fiddling with random objects while you're on the phone?

Do you HAVE to sleep with a fan on, even in the winter, because you need the white noise?

Do you physically cringe every time you hear a recording of your speaking voice?

When you pass someone walking their dog down the street, do you smile at the dog and ignore the person?

Do you sometimes avoid looking in the mirror when you're alone at night because you're afraid you'll see something scary behind you?

Do you ever feel sorry for inanimate objects, for example toys from your childhood that you don't play with anymore?

When reading a book, do you sometimes space out and realize you've read an entire page but you don't remember any of it?

Do you ever close Facebook or Twitter because you're bored with it, then absent-mindedly open it back up one second later?

Do you still think of the year 2000 as being 10 years ago, even though it's almost 20?

Do you turn down your car radio when you're looking for an address or street sign?

If you're out in public and you have to turn around, do you physically act out like you forgot something (e.g. patting your pockets or looking at your phone) so that other people know why you're turning around?

When you see someone you know walking down the street or hallway, do you avoid eye contact until you're closer so you don't have an awkward, elongated greeting?

Do you ever say "I know" to your animals after they meow/bark/etc. at you, even though you have no idea what they just said?

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How Normal Are Your Weird Habits That You Don't Tell Anyone About?

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