If you haven't heard, Chrissy Teigen has a show on the new Quibi streaming service in which she solves people's disputes. In anticipation, she decided to solve a few petty arguments on Twitter, and the results are...enlightening.
Like, here's Chrissy's official ruling on the "is a hot dog a sandwich?" argument:
And it turns out if you include your roommates in your FaceTime calls without asking them first, you're getting your butt thrown in jail:
She hath decreed that small trash cans MUST go inside cabinets (I disagree, because then sometimes you have to open a cabinet while holding trash, so your trash-hands touch the handle).
It turns out that butter outside the fridge is A-OK, but it MUST be covered in a dish. No plastic-wrap half measures.
Rewinding a movie due to your own mistakes (lack of attention, falling asleep, chatting) is grounds for divorce. Sorry, Chrissy says so.
This is the best orientation for eating a Pringle (I agree, but be careful because you might cut the roof of your mouth a little).
Neighbors are allowed to have loud sex on weeknights in these trying times. Not sure if this is a perennial ruling or an emergency judgment for quarantine time:
The only time Chrissy seemed unsure about a ruling was this one about opening the microwave door without pressing "stop" first:
TBH, the highlight of the entire exercise is seeing this woman's incredible toilet paper tombs:
Anyway, you can check out more rulings on Chrissy's Twitter. And if you and your roommate/S.O. can't figure out where to put the trash can, now you have an answer.