Hey, do you like Whoppers? Do you NOT like your ex? Then do I have NEWS FOR YOU.
Burger King — along with the new Harley Quinn movie, Birds of Prey — has an upcoming Valentine's Day promotion: Basically, if you show a photo of your ex at select Burger King locations, you get a free Whopper.
So I get a free burger AND I get to complain about my ex to a beleaguered fast-food worker? I'm in.
Here's the catch: The promo is only valid in four — yep, only FOUR — Burger King locations. They're single stores in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Boston.
Here are the specific locations:
New York: 327 W. 42nd St. (valid Feb. 14–16)
San Francisco: 35 Powell St. (valid Feb. 14)
Los Angeles: 545 N. Victory Blvd., Burbank (valid Feb. 14)
Boston: 150 Everett Ave., Chelsea (valid Feb. 14)
Oh, and you can't get a meatless Impossible Whopper with this promo. Sorry, folks.