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    An Artist Remade "Oh The Places You'll Go" With "Game Of Thrones" And It's Incredible

    Dr. Seuss, meet George R. R. Martin.

    Artist Alex Cohen has already wowed the internet with these illustrations of Game of Thrones characters in the style of Bob's Burgers.

    Alex Cohen / Via reddit.com

    Cohen also did this "Too Many Cooks" crossover and these Nic Cage mashups, which are too beautiful for words.

    Now, Cohen has taken on another amazing crossover: Game of Thrones meets Dr. Seuss's Oh, The Places You'll Go!

    Alex Cohen / Via imgur.com

    It starts off with Jon Snow and Ghost...

    Alex Cohen

    "Congratulations

    Today is your day

    You're off to the Wall!

    You're off and away!"

    Alex Cohen

    "You've got sword in your hand,

    you have taken the black.

    But once you've said your vows

    you can never go back.

    You're on your own. And you know what you know.

    But unfortunately you know NOTHING Jon Snow."

    ...checks in with Arya...

    Alex Cohen

    "Out there things can happen

    and frequently do,

    to kids all alone in the world

    just like you.

    And then things start to happen,

    keep chanting your list.

    Cross off name after name

    and you'll surely persist."

    ...and Tyrion.

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    "You'll be up on the Wall!

    You'll be seeing great sights!

    You'll stare down through the moon door

    and look down high heights!"

    It recounts Blackwater...

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    "You won't lag behind, what you may lack in height

    you make up for in wit, you can win every fight!

    When you sit as the Hand, you won't yield to no threats!

    Wherever you go, you always pay your debts!"

    ...and Baelor.

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    "Except when you don't

    Because, sometimes you won't.

    I'm sorry to say so

    but sadly it's true.

    Blood spilling

    and killing

    can happen to you.

    You can get all hung up

    in that cruel game of thrones.

    You will win or will die

    and be no more than bones."

    At some points it gets pretty dark.

    Alex Cohen

    "You might fall deep in love,

    Then he'll run off to war

    down long wiggled roads with an army and more

    and grind on for miles all covered in gore

    headed, I fear, towards a place you abhor.

    The Dying Place..."

    Alex Cohen

    "...for people just dying.

    Dying from forbidden lust

    or a broken past, an arrow thrust

    or the men at war, or to make things just

    or a poisoned drink, or misplaced trust

    or simply dying because they must,

    or through an act of much disgust.

    Everyone is just dying.

    Dying to defend their name

    or dying as part of the game

    or dying to remove a claim

    or dying, perhaps, for a father's scheme

    or a venomous kiss, or without a scream

    or a raging boar, or a midnight shit

    or a golden crown, or a bit of wit.

    Everyone is just dying."

    But it still maintains Dr. Seuss's uplifting message despite the despair of the Game of Thrones story thus far.

    Alex Cohen

    "No!

    That's not for you!

    Somehow you'll escape all that dying and lying.

    You'll leave those dark dungeons,

    or shame yourself trying."

    The artwork is spot-on Seussian. Just look at it!

    Alex Cohen
    Alex Cohen

    And the ending is just perfect.

    Alex Cohen

    "And will you succeed?

    Yes! You will, indeed!

    (At least for a time till you most likely bleed)

    KID, YOU'LL FLY DRAGONS!"

    Alex Cohen

    "So...

    be your name Jon Snow or Arya or Bran,

    Tyrion or Dany Targaryen

    You've come to Great Places!

    Today is your day!

    The Game of Thrones is waiting

    So...go on and play!"

    Check out every page of the book in Cohen's original Reddit post. You can also buy some of his artwork on his Redbubble page.

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