1.
The American who thought their ancestry meant more than it did:
2.
The American who had the wrong Georgia:
3.
The American who was very sure that nobody ever calls it "4th of July":
4.
The American who is never, ever a foreigner:
5.
The American who wanted "real" numbers:
6.
The American who is pretty sure everyone uses English and cars:
7.
The American who's never gonna give up that grind, bro:
8.
The American who is a geography expert:
9.
The American who's NEVER heard of ANYONE taking a train between two neighboring European countries:
10.
The American who couldn't figure out why this birth date form wasn't working:
11.
The American who considers George Washington and Michael Jordan to be more significant in history than Napoleon:
12.
The American who thinks all of YouTube is in America or something:
13.
The American who has very clearly never been to Europe:
14.
Both Americans here (Port o' Rico is killing me):
15.
The American who got a lot wrong here, but also mentioned "no guns" twice:
16.
The American who has never picked up a history book:
17.
The American who's pretty sure they hate us cuz they ain't us:
18.
And finally, the American who sounded very sure about this:
